Questions for Veterinarians February 4, 2011
These are (allegedly) actual questions asked on a pet care hotline:
- How many calories are in a mouse?
- Is it normal for a dog to shed?
- Where can I get a six-toed cat?
- My puppy is chewing soda cans. Will that remove the enamel from her teeth?
- Is there a special catfood that makes cat poop smell better?
- My cat pooped on the rug and now it’s stuck in the vacuum. Any suggestions?
- How do I stop my cat from giving food to the dog?
- I have a neutered male cat. How old should he be before I breed him?
- What should I feed a borderline collie?
- My dogs are stuck together. How do I get them apart?
Do any of these sound familiar? Have you been asked questions even more bizarre than these? Please do share!
(Content gratefully borrowed from YuksRUs)
